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everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin



if i hear that teensy little bvvvv of a mosquito i get the fuck out of my bed and sleep in the living room bc i am much bigger than the mosquito so it will take way long for it to get here

and i say “bvvv” and not “bzzz” on purpose bc bees make the bzz noise and anybody who’s encountered a mosquito knows that that is not the case with the small biting devils

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